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Maude McDaniel - Living

Maude McDaniel - Living
  • Guess what? Good things happen, too

    It’s only fair to even things up. Last time I talked about the Bad Things that can happen in life. This column, I have to say that Good Things happen too.

    July 28, 2012

  • Life can be unfair, maybe even tragic

    The world is not fair; that’s all there is to it. Life is full of tragedy for all of us. And that’s, as they say, so too bad. Still, some tragedies are more interesting than others, and many of them you can just chalk up to the fact that people are — so often — dumb. And many of these dumb people are — well, criminals.

    July 14, 2012

  • A few laughs never hurt anyone — much

    It’s about that time of the year — for me to shamelessly copy some of the best (printable) jokes of the year from the Internet. Hope some of these, at least, are new to you, and even if only one makes you laugh, well, that’s one more laugh than before you read it, right?

    June 30, 2012

  • Much in our world is extremely annoying

    Ohmigosh, I can hardly wait to write this column. I’ve been collecting examples for it for a couple of days now — that’s all it takes to find enough annoying things in the world for still another column on the subject.

    June 16, 2012

  • There’s nothing like an old-time porch

    It comes back to me every summer — the joy of porches.
    People don’t use their porches much any more — mostly these days they stay inside in the air conditioning, watching television.

    June 2, 2012

  • Ordinary things can be the most amazing

    When you live in this world — not that I have any experience in any other one yet — you come across absolutely amazing things that don’t amaze you.

    May 19, 2012

  • Rusty takes over with his doggy wisdom

    They say the world is going to the dogs.
    If only!

    May 5, 2012

  • There are eggs, and there are Easter eggs

    Today, I want to talk about — eggs. Good subject for Easter, right? But have you ever wondered how eggs, well, happen? How do they form so perfectly, with the shell always on the outside and the stuff so flawlessly contained inside.

    April 7, 2012

  • The signs of old age never seem to stop

    Well, I’ve satisfied your intense curiosity about chopsticks, and playing cards, and such, which means I can get back to my favorite topic these days — how to know when you’re getting old.

    March 24, 2012

  • A sense of humor makes life easier

    This may not be a secret — but I love laughing.
    As far as I am concerned, a sense of humor transforms life from something that has to be gotten through grudgingly, just because you happened to be born and have no other choice, into an opportunity for joy, if only for a moment here and there.

    March 10, 2012