Jim Goldsworthy - Anything and Everything
- Jim Goldsworthy - Anything and Everything
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It will make you turn up your nose at TV
Today’s kid-adjusters would have had a field day with me when I was in school, if for no other reason than the fact that my attention span was not very good.
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If they’re acting weird, it might not be an act
Last week, I mentioned the collection of things I have pinned to my cubicle walls in Dilbertville, so I thought I would tell you about some of them.
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It takes a Cool Hand to understand this
I picked up the morning paper and read the front-page headline aloud:
“Potholes will be problem as snow melts,” I said, adding “Nooooo (fooling).” -
Here’s how you shovel snow through a window
When the e-mails started, I’m not sure.
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It’s his story; let him tell it
Last July, we received the following e-mail that we ran as a letter to the editor:
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You might not be able to get there from here
My recollection is that The Weather Channel recently asked viewers to send in their accounts of ways the winter weather has disrupted their lives.
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He told them what they already knew
Item 1: The same day Martha Coakley said there are no more terrorists in Afghanistan because they’ve all gone to Yemen and Pakistan, three U.S. Marines were killed in Afghanistan by some terrorists who apparently never got the word to leave.
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It’s a dirty job, and they decided to do it
I like Fox News, not because I particularly subscribe to everything it says, but because it serves a purpose that some people in the media seem to have forgotten.
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Another woman told him about his wife
The mounds of snow and ice around my house have finally shrunk to the place where they are only about three feet deep.
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Listen to the dog; he knows what you don’t
The headline one of our editors placed on a recent animal doctor’s column read, “Storm scares dog.”
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It will make you turn up your nose at TV
