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  • If you can read this, thank the Founders

    Now and then, people ask me if I am a conservative or a liberal.
    I tell them, “Yes,” and that usually confuses them. Then I add that whether I am a conservative or a liberal depends upon the issue.

    May 18, 2013

  • Here are curious facts about Earth’s moon

    Several weeks ago, we had our annual STEM Faire at Frostburg State University. STEM stands for Science Technology Engineering and Mathematics.

    May 18, 2013

  • Feed your memories before they’re used up

    Here’s what I’m worrying about this week: the modern pollution of early memory. Don’t get it? Well, that’s why I’m writing this article.

    May 18, 2013

  • It’s good to be the queens

    One of the many nuggets of knowledge that Crash Davis tried to bestow upon Nuke LaLoosh in the movie Bull Durham was that ‘strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they’re fascist.’

    May 16, 2013

  • Harper just needs to stop scoring the wall

    • Happy birthday, Brooks Robinson. No. 5 will be 76 tomorrow.
    Remember, in the words of Gordon Beard, “Brooks Robinson never asked anybody to name a candy bar after him. In Baltimore people name their children after him.”

    May 16, 2013

  • MIKE-BURKE.jpg Rowley proof of experience breeding opportunity

    When Bob Rowley learned of the fund-raising efforts to help provide Fort Hill football player Zac Elbin the opportunity to play in the Down Under Bowl this summer in Australia, it became a mere reflex for him to make a significant contribution on Elbin’s behalf. For while very few area high school football players have followed in his footsteps, Rowley, the former Fort Hill great from the late 1950s, had certainly walked in Elbin’s, having faced similar circumstances following his senior year in high school. And thanks to the support of the community, Rowley says he was able to realize an opportunity of a lifetime.

    May 15, 2013 1 Photo

  • JIM-GOLDSWORTHY-1.jpg Where is the ridicule, now that we need it?

    Some of those who build and sell houses no longer refer to the “master bedroom.” It is now the “owner’s bedroom.”

    May 11, 2013 1 Photo

  • BOB DOYLE Guide to the universe has much to offer

    Early this year, I purchased the new Smithsonian atlas, “Universe — the Definite Visual Guide” published by Dorling-Kindersley.

    May 11, 2013 1 Photo

  • The longer I live, the less I can tolerate

    The older you get the lower your tolerance level sinks. I may have written about these before, but nothing has changed so I’m going to try to change the world again.

    May 4, 2013

  • Gratitude, in this case, works both ways

    Going to Little Round Top at Gettysburg is a lot like getting up on Christmas morning used to be when I was a little kid.

    May 4, 2013